Alistair is of the belief that water is a Fascist plot... but I dunno. Anything that has covered 4/5th of the Earth's surface long before there was intelligent life on it couldn't be a Fascist plot, could it? Besides, it's fun to swim in! (Some cats *do* like to swim, you know!) Alistair is © Thomas K.Dye, a very cool artist and good guy, who's been E-mailing me for a while! Welcome to the SCFA, TKD! :)

YES!! The dauntless Dawneater was so generous as to do a GREAT pic of me as Uncle Jam, I just *had* to do one of him as the legendary Bootsy Collins!! 2 much entelechy on you Big D! And oh yes... this is the Pinocchio Theory... don't fake the funk or your nose will grow!!