Apparently somebody threw a baby into the swimming pool, and while other folks said "Oh well, whatever" Hysteria got out the trusty dollar-bill-and-fishing-rod. :) Kurt (bless him) is trying to be helpful, but he's something in the way. ;) Hysteria & Kurt are © Julie Miyamoto. P.S. Throwing babies into swimming pools has been known to cause cancer in several states.

I told Squonk that an e-mail friend had told me that "Please Don't Touch" was his favorite Steve Hackett album, and he immediately jumped up, shouted "Yeah! That WAS a good one!!" and ran off. Here he is, air-guitaring to the title track. I think Steve warns people about it on the album cover. ;)

Okay, CatsWhisker, I guess you did get down okay. I don't think you *had* to land on my back, though. :) CatsWhisker © the rather mischievous Tawana Gilroy